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It is very important to dress your ducks in what they most desire to where for example a rubber band I will maybe wear this when not blogging -All-Seeing Duck

All The Blogs and Posts:

Blog Post 1:All-Seeing Duck sets on a quest to find worshipers

I went to find worshipers at first I thought Hercules Middle School was a good place to look so I went there and made good progress. I found one worshiper someone else rejected me and didn’t worship me that wasn’t a very smart move he made then after a good day’s work. I started heading back home then went to bed tomorrow I may find even more. I said Then I went back and found more people willing to worship me and I also learned that there are traitors such as Sean Silvia -All-Seeing Duck.

Blog Post 2:Games

I have played many games when I was a little duck I only stopped e cause of eating, sleep, and school My favorite games to play is Bad piggies because there are infinite things you can do with it it also includes physics and more games make up a great child hood and they allow people you don’t know to be your friend be all sharing the love for video games -All-Seeing Duck.

Blog Post 3:Good Happy Birthday song

 We wish you a birthday we wish you a birthday we wish you a brand new change We wish you a birthday we wish you a birthday we wish you a brand new change We wish you a birthday we wish you a birthday we wish you a brand new change  let’s open the presents shall we now light the candles and blow them out it’s time to move out pack up and pay your own bills goodbye this is our cake now and a merry birthday for you now get a job, woohoo high-five we finally got rid of our son he was really a pain in the butt taking care of him was the worst but in the end we got rid of him he was playing video games all day go out once in a while some day we kept saying all day oh he left his presents let’s open it shall we let’s see a Nintendo switch nice yessss an Phone I’ve always wanted one of these wait it has grammarly instead of auto correct it’s it’s it’s beautiful not it’s horrible auto-correct is my life now how do you work this thing oops I think I broke it oh well it wasn’t useful anyway but lets still celebrate that we got rid of our son which he is now gone once and for all though he was really hard to take care of we still made it now let’s dig in the cake shall we nom nom nom very no incredibly delicious this is the best cake in the world since we stole this cake all of you can not eat the cake since it is ours and this cake is way to yummy and I want it all for me and no on else he he he it’s all mine all mine now butler get the guests out of this house now or else you didn’t get them out of you don’t get your salary he he he oh no it’s the end -All-Seeing Duck.

Blog Post 4:Memes

Memes are amazing for a laugh which is really good for people that are lonely that need a friend laughing or feeling happy is a great feeling to feel which you should feel most of the time even for people that have depression -All-Seeing Duck.

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Blog Post 5:Birds

I like birds I fly with them all the time when i’m not blogging or other things me and the birds have a great time eating bread and the best part if you feed us we will find your car and destroy it with our poop -All-Seeing Duck.

Blog Post 6:Food

Most people feed me bread but I prefer spaghetti and cookies just like the book If you give a mouse a cookie but he would die some company’s like McDonald’s make food and some company’s make the food look so good when you order it looks very bad -All-Seeing Duck.

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Blog Post 7:Friends

Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Friends are great for helping you or if you are in need of people – All-Seeing Duck. My friends looks like:

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My friend

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Billy the duck

Blog Post 8:Netflix or YouTube

I actually prefer YouTube over Netflix because its free and It has almost everything but it needs internet but Netflix I sometimes watch stuff but It costs money and I think it needs internet – All-Seeing Duck.

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Blog Post 9:Bird Watchers

Bird watchers are very creepy they spy on us because the say they are doing research but they are stalkers that I don’t like because it is a invasion of privacy – All-Seeing Duck.

Blog Post 10:Humans

Humans feed me and other birds they are helping me make my cult bigger and they are worshipers they have things of transportation one that is famous for being pooped on with bird poop is a “car” – All-Seeing Duck.

Blog Post 11:Minecraft

I think that Minecraft is a great game and I think everyone should try it there is so much things to there are even books related to Minecraft – All-Seeing Duck.

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Blog Post 12:Roblox

I do like Roblox but the mobile one isn’t so good for me some games have a lot of lag some don’t as much the game is good but I think Minecraft is better Roblox has lots of games made by people from just about any where – All-Seeing Duck.

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Roblox

Blog Post 13:Netflix

The main reason I want to watch Netflix is to watch Locke and Key which is I think is really good but I personally watch more YouTube than Netflix because you can watch just about any thing on YouTube – All-Seeing Duck.

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Netflix

Blog Post 14:Valentine’s Day

I really don’t care about it, it is a holiday specifically about love or something like romance you can celebrate it or not you can send someone a letter that has “Will you be my Valentine” or something different – All-Seeing Duck.

Blog Post 15:Tech

Sometimes adults find there kids on there phone or computer watching or playing games but I think that using technology is a good thing but being a couch potato isn’t always a good thing mainly they don’t get the exercise they need. Tech has changed humans into couch potatoes or coders people who work at factories almost all of them have been replaced by machines and robots – All-Seeing Duck.

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Blog Post 16:Egg

People eat egg I don’t like people eating egg because I eggs and it makes me cautious about my eggs and birds in cages being forced to lay eggs just because the say they taste good but this is very bad for chickens living in this condition life just goes downhill – All-Seeing Duck.

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Egg being cooked

Blog Post 17:Canned food

I don’t know much about this canned food some people buy it to feed to there so called “pets” I think that canned food can survive for years and still be edible or stale – All-Seeing Duck.

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Lots of canned food like BUSH’S or Hunts

Blog Post 18:Untitled Goose game

The untitled goose game is a game where you play as a goose making everyone misrible I like the game but it is hard to play with feet and a beak you can play with a Xbox one controller or the good old mouse and keyboard it is fun but. I do wonder how smart are birds (not including me) are as smart as I think so I went on YouTube and found something about the game from Game Theorest a.k.a. mat pat and found crows and ravens to problem solving and reasoning -All-Seeing Duck.

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Blog Post 19:Taking Surveys

Me taking surveys what I am constantly thinking why just why for this survey some surveys allow you to choose how you want to identify and some might deeply what your gender/what are you and I am a duck so it would be awkward is guess -All-Seeing Duck.

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Questions And answers about DEPRESSION

Q. what is depression? A.very very very very much sadness

Q. can it be treated? A. The answer is yes by going to a person for a example American Psychiatric Association.

Q. why don’t people get the help they need? A. they often have no idea if they are depression or not.

Blog Post 20:Are birds smart

I think as me bird (duck) they are very smart crows or ravens show that they are capable of problem solving from a test that had the bird with rock big and medium sized and seeds in water the bird used rocks to make the water level go up to eat the seeds -All-Seeing Duck.

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Blog Post 21:KFC

The KFC place is a bad place for birds because of the food that contain bird parts it is a birds worst nightmare and for me to but the non-bird related food is quite delicious.

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Its KFC The person with a small body.

Blog Post 22: Fanf

I as a duck watch a lot of Game Theorist. And including The Fnaf ones I find it interesting.

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I think it is a poster

There is a lot of characters and something called remnant that is a soul of something like a dog or a person. There is a animatronic called spring trap that is kind of fused with William Afton (A.k.a. The Purple man) that is a killer.

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He killed a girl named “Cassidy” that is the face of the custom night game and Cassidy is golden Freddy and the game over face from the custom night game. And I think there will be more games.

Blog Post 23: Slightly More Fnaf

So this is more fnaf so my favorite one is mangle it a dog soul or “remnet” I think that is how you spell it I don’t know if the dog is a female or a male but I know its a dog.

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Blog Post 24: Even More Fnaf

Now we do even move fnaf. Another one of my favorite character is withered bonnie.

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this is withered bonnie

It is just like the other animatronics and wants to kill you. And I think its name is Fritz or Gabriel something like that.

Blog Post 25: Gamethereost

I don’t know how to spell well I depend on auto-correct a lot because I am duck anyways. This is about gamethereost I like his channel and I want him to do stuff about Don’t Starve and my favorite character is Webber He is a spider and a little boy and much much more.

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my favorite character

Blog Post 26:Starcraft II

I think everyone will like this game I have played this and it was fun the co-op missions are fun.

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Very good game 10/10 from me it is fun to play with friends if you have any.

Blog Post 27:The diary of a wimpy kid book

It is bacily just about a kid that is selfish and just wants to popular he has friend named Rowly that he takes advantage of which is really mean and he is a bad friend except the wrecking ball one.

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Blog Post: 28 Starcraft II Arcade

So this time I am going to talk about the arcade in Starcraft II so off topic Warcraft three is a good game it is great because you can make what ever you want Doug Doug has in a video something about it. The arcade is basicly has a lobbies for games made form the people you can make your own games.

Patch 3.19 Preview: Arcade Improvements — StarCraft II — Blizzard News

My favorite 2 arcade games are zombie world:unity test/zombie world unity test map and Pandoriom survivor the “zombie world:unity test/zombie world unity test map” both of them are basically the same thing and the name I have in strcraft II is Space jello because why not.

Blog Post 29: Starcraft II Jimmity Raynor

Basically, Jimmity Raynor is trying to stop Kerrigan in his campaign. Then he is trying to get the girl. It starts with the over mind, also known as big brain, who wants to die to be free from thinking.   It makes Kerrigan a spooky zerg thing but before that there was primal zerg, which is basically a very very old zerg. There was also Abathur who for some weird reason likes to be a slave. He doesn’t know how to be free.Abathur | Heroes of the Storm Wiki | Fandom

Raynor does hero stuff and kills or saves Kerrigan.  Then in Kerrigan’s campaign, she kills Mengsk (the Bad Guy) not the son of Mengsk (a Good Guy). Kerrigan works with Zeretual who then dies later on. Eventually the over mind is dead.  Now dead it is Artanis’s campaign that I don’t really know a lot about. There is the one and only Egon Stetman that sniffed the stuff at Belsher and is now made an army of robot “friends.” Egon’s best friend is Gary and Gary is a robot with a big Gun.  There were comics about a crew that crashed on Belsher, and one dude had to sniff the stuff.Egon Stetmann | StarCraft Wiki | Fandom

When overmind dies, Amon, yet another bad guy, wants to end the cycle of life by just killing everyone.  So it is up to Raynor, Kerrigan, and Artanis to stop Amon. The Mengsk people tortures zerg and protoss, and the Mengsk people are basically slaves. Mengsk is one seriously messed up person.

Suddenly Raynor tells Mengsk’s people, that Mengsk is fat and mean but that’s not what he actually says.  It is similar to it. Raynor tells and shows the people that Mengsk tortures the zerg and the protoss.

This showing then starts the rebellion. There are ghosts and specters. Both of them are pretty much the same but the leaders are very different for the ghosts. It is Nova and she works for Dominion, which I think is Mengsk. The leader for specters is Tosh, and he wants to free people.

There is Han and Horner, and they are together because Horner was gambaling and won Has who is female. But there is a problem with co-op missions when you play them and win. Han has a chance to say something like this, “Oh honey this reminds me of that time I won you in poker. I will never forget that day.” So either Han got Horner and he was telling a lie, or Hornergot Han like he said and Han was telling a lie and Horner was telling the truth.

So before Raynor was a good boy, he met Tychus who is an outlaw. Tychus is sort of good. Raynor joined Tychus, and they did stuff together.  After Raynor was done with the rebellion, he went to the zerg homeworld and attacked the zergs. Raynor saves Kerrigan and kills Tychus.  

Carbot animations is a YouTuber that I think works for Blizzard, who makes videos about Starcraft II because why not. Check out for more about Starcraft. He is good animator.

Blog Post 31:Mario Party

Mario Party is a Nintedo game with some strategy but it really is just dumb luck in the end. My favorite character in the game is Shy Guy. It has a mask and shoes with a dice. On that dice you will get mostly a 4, and there is always a chance to get a 0.

There are more characters you can play, some have a good dice and some have a chance to get a high number or get some coins and a really bad number or lose coins. The stars, you can win if you have the most. The person that has more coins then will be superior to the other person unless they have more stars.  The stars are worth more.

There is the Lakitu place if you make it there you can take coins from a player or AI or even a star. If one person is at the Lakitu place or has an item that can take coins, give reasons to pick someone else that is a threat. If you are the closest to the star then good luck. 

So now I will talk about AI. They are bad on the normal and two more options to pick from I think. There are different types of players some that are chill and some that rage but either way they want to win unless they don’t for some weird reason that I can’t really explain.

Now I will talk about items that can help you by getting a bigger number from your because why not. There is “friendship” by using items to make their number move smaller. On their roll you can take their coins and you can even take an item from someone. You can only use an item on your turn; you can use one item if you have any.

As you can see in the image up above there is a minigame. In the minigames, it is mostly everyone for themselves. You can get some coins if you get 1st,  2nd or 3rd place. You can be in a minigame that is three against one; it is somewhat rare. If you win and there are two other people in a game, that is one versus three you can either move your controller with everyone else to get bonus coins for everyone, or you don’t and you won’t get bonus coins.

There is also spaces that you can land on.  If you land on different spaces. Blue you get coins. Red you lose coins. Bad luck space you spin a wheel and on the wheel, you pray it lands something that is not bad.   Item space can give you only one item that you don’t get to choose. Extra bad luck space is bad luck. There will be bad luck spaces near the end of the turns.

At the end of the Mario Party game, it  has bonus stars and you can get two extra stars, which is why there is absolutely almost no skill needed to win the game. That two extra starts can make the person win the game.  It is mostly luck getting the extra stars. Tome maps have their own special thing whether it is a chain chomp or a big blooper. On one map you can get a friend that is a Bo-bomb and can either get a 0 or get a -1 to your number which is bad. And that is all you need to know.  But just have fun playing with family and friends. Just have a good time and best of luck.

Blog Post 32:Pokemon Sun and Moon Series.

Pokemon Sun and Moon Series starts with Ash. Ash is a boy from “Pallet Town.”  He got there by Mr. Mime because he won tickets, and then he traveled there . Ash has weird lines on his cheeks. I thought Ash was a cat. I have watched a little bit of the original series and it is sort of a cringe. There are many episodes per season; for one episode it is around 20 minutes or so.

Now I will tell you how Ash got his friends and new Pokemon (slaves/friends that can’t say no). When Ash was at the destination, which was the Alola Region, Ash got lost in the forest because of a Pokemon named Grubbin.  Ash followed Grubbin into the forest. In the forest Ash saw a Charizard, which was another Pokemon that looked like a dragon.  Ash used his walnut sized brain and followed the Charizard because Ash saw a boy on it.  He wanted to ask the boy where he was.  The boy on it is a boy named Kiawe.

Ash followed Kiawe to the Pokemon school. Ash found himself in the middle of the track for Tauros and got run over by the three Tauros. Tauros are Pokemons that look like bulls.  Mallow, who is a green haired girl, saw that Ash got ran over by the Tauros, and said “are you okay?” Then Mallow thought Ash was a new student, so she brought him to Principal Oak’s office.  In the office, Ash saw his mom and his mom said “I’ve been waiting for you.”  When they returned to the hotel Ash saw Tapu Koko, a legendary Pokemon. Ashed followed Tapu Koko into the forest, and got a magic ring called a z-ring and an electric z-crystal.

There is alot of episodes for each season so you either binge watch or just watch it little by little. Each season has about 30ish episodes.  There are many things that happen in the episodes but one thing I am mainly disappointed about is that they changed the introduction in Season 2. I wonder if they changed it again in Season 3.   

In an episode I wasn’t expecting to see a marriage happening.  

  The wedding was with a professor named Kukui and another  professor named Burnet.  It happened in episode 12.    

After the wedding episode, and much later episode (episode 20), there was the Masked Royal.  The Mask Royal was a Pokemon battle and an Aloha Region tradition where four Pokemon  battle each other.  In the battle you learn the Masked Royal is Kukui but the others don’t know that.  Kukui is close to being discovered, and somehow Kukui isn’t caught by Burnet or Ash. Kukui showed Faba Incineroar, a Pokemon, in the battle against team Rocket and asked him not to tell the kids. Faba then tells James that Kukui is the Masked Royal.

Burnet is the wife of professor Kukui. Burnet is a fan of the Masked Royal. That makes a problem when they go to see the Masked Royal. Kukui is going to have a problem. Kukui wants to keep it a secret. I wonder when they are going to find out if he is the Masked Royal?

There is even a book about most of the Pokemon they encounter.  I think it so  they can make extra money off the people they sell it to.  But I like the book though.

Blog Post 33: Food

This blog post about random food. Food is life and all living things need it to survive. 

Let’s now talk about cheesy CHEESE. I think cheese comes from milk. There are many types of cheeses. Some smell and some are soft. They are all cheese.

Something I find weird is that the stinky cheeses are the ones that taste good or delicious. I don’t know how it works but it does.

In the image there are a lot of cheeses: Guda, Swiss, Cream Cheese, and Peta are some of the cheeses. Most of the cheeses come from cows, some come from goats. There are cows from different parts of the world that are milked to make all these cheeses. I am pretty sure you can make cheese out of almost any milk. The cheese can be soft, semi-soft, semi-hard, and hard.  

Cheese can smell faint, mild or strong, that is stinky. Two of the cheeses I like are cream cheese and mild cheddar cheese.

As I said above, cheese can be hard but can it be hard as a rock. Turns out you can make it as hard as brick or was it a rock. I searched it up and found it possible. Science is cool with cheese.

I think mice and rats all like cheese. In the times where humans were doing stuff they discovered cheese and they liked the cheese.

 I think the discovery was just as important as the wheel or importanter. Either way it is still important.

Some people make Pokemon cards about cheese, and they make ‘interesting“ cards like the image up above. I have some Pokemon cards but not these ones.

 I looked for fan made Pokemon cards, and found some cards about cheese. I can’t really explain why the people do it, but they just do.  They must be just big fans of cheese.

Some People also have a mascot of or with cheese like Chuck E Cheese above.  At Chuck E Cheese, they use little coins or tokens that you put in a game so you can play it. Now they use digital credits, which is not as fun as putting in the coin in the slot. You can use your tickets and get some prizes that could be overpriced.

Cheese is good.  I wonder if someone made a song dedicated to cheese. If someone actually made it I would be happy. Well here is a verse of a song of cheese:  

“I like cheese 

it is good 

you are bad 

I like making you feel bad” 

So that is enough about cheese so now onto VEGETABLES – BROCCOLI. Some taste ok. Some taste bad.

Has anyone tried the sour  SOUR GRASS?.  The stem is where the sourness is and it is good. The flowers do have some soreness but not that much. At first it is sour but if you keep eating it it will kind of lose its flavor.

Now to go fast at the FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS. I don’t know why it is called fast food. It really isn’t that fast for them to serve food.  There are fast food restaurants and the food isn’t that healthy.

In conclusion, cheese is very good and important. The food I talked about are all important even the ones I didn’t mention, that includes pizza, sandwiches, and more.

Blog Post 34:YouTubers

YouTubers most of them have something game related. I don’t really know why but it usually has something to do with games. It is probably because it is really popular. If you use YouTube you probably know that it knows what you watch ,and it is controlled by robots If you want to make robots a few things you should know. You don’t make the robots that do the things, no you make a robot to make it and you make a robot, to teach the robots stuff.

There are many categories of things you could possibly do: a video blog, entertainment, animation, and many more. There are a million things you could do a video on and you could do multiple topics. Smg4 is a Youtuber. He does Mario, anime, and more things. It is mostly about random things and there is some story line. There is a song I think he made that is about short and tall, or was it tall and short.

You can pretty much get YouTube on any device but not certain ones for reasons. They do play games and in videos he tells about his real self. The channel for the one Smg4 plays games, Kevin is his older brother of Luke Lerdwichagul a.k.a Smg4 there are things on google about him like his birthday and other things.

There is a YouTuber called the Odd 1’s out, instead of subway it is sooubway I think. The Odd 1’s out does animation and it is about his life and his jobs, the Odd 1’s out’s real name is Robert James Rallison. James’ sister is Faith Rallison James twin sister James sister is sometimes used in his videos.

This person is Gingerpale and the real name is Devon St. Arnaud.  Dan and Tracey are Devon’s parents. He lives in Canada and I didn’t stalk anyone mentioned in this, I used the internet because it has pretty much everything. He is pretty much just like James but Devon doesn’t really talk much of where he lives and who, Devon really is.

As you can tell in the image it says “Team Edge” which is a channel name. They do have multiple channels that they work on. There are a lot of people working on videos they make and they do challenges. I think their topic is about entertainment but since the 2020 quarantine they do more distant things I really don’t know much about.

This person is a YouTuber I watched when I was a little duck. This person is a dad I think. I am not really sure if he is but he has a video that says he is. The person’s name is Daniel Robert Middleton and I have one thing to say to him, who is the child or children because I want to know. I think Daniel is from Britain. I’m not really that sure.

That person wastes lotsa money on things Mr Beast or his real name Jimmy Donaldson The person gives houses to people. Jimmy and his crew planted a lot of trees.

I choose this topic to show you what YouTubers can achieve. They can do so many good things in a video or fake it. There are some YouTubers that plagiarize, and that is something you shouldn’t do that is all for this blog.

Blog Post 35: Art

There is modern art, some people paint some do things like this:

That I’m not so sure is modern art, I don’t get what it is I just don’t get what it is. The cnn tower says the flashing lights are random but it isn’t. You can make art out of pretty much anything as long as it is legal or you can get away with the law or laws. I’m not trying to encourage anyone to break the laws.

The image up there is made from the van gogh person van gogh would be very famous the detail is very nice the sky looks like it had a lot of thought put into it. When you do art don’t rush it unless it is close to a due date/deadline.

There might be a saying “A picture is worth a thousand words.” is is kind of true but you can describe it in just one word or none. Van gogh the panting up there some people might not get it like I don’t get modern art.

Some people or companies make comics about certain things. Like Spiderman, Batman, ect. Some books have pictures of all colors, some have black and whight or just no picture. You can make art out of drawing or doing it digitally.

You can make mini comics like the image up above, and I mainly like the yellow person so the shadow is very well done and the derpy ness of the thing is oddly cute. Here is a helping hand sort of when you want someone to focus on something remember the golden ratio, or you can just out line them in black.

Apparently that is Derpy Hooves from the show “my little pony” apparently people can make art or drawing derpy, to look cute I think that is what is going on in this caracter. Derpy ness can look weird, very very weird or strangle cute. Instead of doing derpy ness try doing cartoon drawings. I’m not really sure what it is or how it look.

This is Pepe the frog but he is now a cartoon character. This is not mine at all I think it is from Piemation, the picture is really well done. It does have shade. Can a cartoon character be drawn as a cartoon character, well you can draw it as a character like Finn from Finn and Jake or it was Adventure time ethire one of them.

I have no idea who that really is. I think he theoddonesout that’s my guess if it is not right then I don’t know who that person is. Apparently you can taste color does that mean, me a duck can taste colors too. Some people fear the dark, and I do sort of under stand and not at the same time it really isn’t easy explaining.

This is M&M and there are candy but everyone would be ok with the contrasting colors like red, brown, orange, and yellow you would’n be ok if you have Chromophobia. It is a phobia where you fear colors well.